Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Standoff

:: a lone tumbleweed rolls across the scene as a buzzard circles overhead ::

The blender and I are having a stand-off.

It gleams at me, menacingly from its perch on the counter.

I circle it, searching out its weakness, but I find none.

The blender senses that victory is imminent and goes in for the kill.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Another chocolate protein shake. The blender mocks my hunger.

*sigh*

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